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An open letter to the members of the Imprint hiring committee.



I am disgusted by your choice of editor-in-chief. The hiring of a former FedS president who openly funded Imprint with student money stinks of cronyism. The selection of Rick Smit violates the very principles on which Imprint was founded.  



To publish a newspaper for the purpose of providing the University of Waterloo community with information, entertainment and a forum for the discussion of issues that affect the community, and



To provide Universtiy of Waterloo students with the opportunity 



Could the hiring committee not find anyone among the current rank of Imprint staff who wanted to try their hand at running the paper? Could they not find a recent graduate of the school who actually understands and cares about the issues on campus and is looking for a foothold in the harsh media employment landscape?

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The City. Ancient beachhead. [A] Metro astral network. Traffic corridors pulsate through logic gates of amber stoplights. Wet reflection on weathered tarmac. Binary[-]gre[a]y moiré of pointillist mist wisps. [The Armadillo Steak House;] Broiling Texas steakhouse; the fire sign. The waiter is American-style-friendly. [A] The clerk’s façade. A terminal looser[. ] [W]with nine years in the service gulag. The Cocaine Lady [, a good drink to test the bartender with,] is delivered with studied seething. [rare] Oversized western steaks. Symbol[s] of the great grain empire. Centre still raw, bloody to the touch. Orgasmic meat flap feast [that’s what the crazy frickin’ bootleg game-cube tie-in product is called]. “Eat raw meat an you can mate. Your offspring will have more meat flaps.” It’s a fight for survival in the stone downtown.[(8//8)]
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